Well folks I have gone through 5 days of silence. I wish I could say it was some spiritual cleansing of my soul but the reality is it my teeth are wired shut. I am sure if I felt so led I could take a vow of silence lasting at least four maybe five minutes maybe longer. I have gone through what Doctors call a lower myofascial release surgery which includes the cutting and removing of my lower jaw in two spots to correct a lifelong issue of TMJ. I hope to get my wires removed today but doubt I will be willing to say very much. I get to have a liquid diet for the next few weeks and for all of us who fear age, Boost and Ensure aren’t that bad…I promise (snickers to self knowing most of you won’t figure out I am a bald face liar until later in our lives when I can feign a hearing problem or tell you I don’t understand that whistling coming from your dentures). Now that you all know the real me we can now move on to subjects which will enlighten me and probably bore you but alas its my BLOG! Coming up next will be a delving into why Joel believes the Bible is true…it’snot as deep as you might think. It’s really simple and thats why it makes it easy to beleive. After that I plan on filling your mind with Crimson and Grey. If you don’t know what that means you will soon be throwing all your schools colors away for the one and only WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY. After that I will convince you to never shop at Walmart again. How is that for confidence?
